@CroweJam: I'm too immature for adultery.
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@delusionaliam: Turns out, pounding a wooden stake through a vampire's heart works even if a guy is not a vampire.
@EndhooS: "Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek" Yeah "Can you demonstrate?" Sure, count to 10 *Counts to 10 & opens eyes* *I'm literally on fire*
@fuzzlime: Men fantasize about me, women want to be me and children obey me! [wakes up on bathroom rug]