@I_Bl33d_Purple: I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru.
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@missekay: Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times.
@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped u? Cuz u JUST CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE? Cop: I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT WE STARTED FIGHTIN FOOOR For speeding.
@TheMichaelRock: We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played.