@TheCatWhisprer: I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend.
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@Amburglar_: If someone came to my door & said "We'll give you a dollar for every plastic bag shoved under your kitchen sink." I'd be living large.
@TheMichaelRock: HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake.
@Pirate_nurse: I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added "Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer" In my prayers