@TheCatWhisprer: I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend.
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@mjkspeaks: [on phone with attorney] HIM: you're being charged for murder. ME: damn that sounds expensive i guess you can just put it on my Amex
@Tups13: I stare at the cats. "And in space, if you knock something slowly off the table, it just gently floats away." They look at me in horror.