@krisv_723: I'm wearing black today so powdered sugar donuts seem like a solid choice.
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@nonchalantnacho: Glad my dog is warning me about the child walking down the street catching snowflakes on his tongue. He seems sketchy.
@Mr_Kapowski: Him: This house is perfect for us! Her: What about the kids? Him: You're right. We'll have to put them up for adoption
@Snarfernini: He: How are you? Me: Thanks, but I'm too old for you He: I was going to ask about your wireless prov... Me: Just keep telling yourself that
@MrEmilyHeller: Every commercial for every product should have a scientist looking into a microscope. That gives me the confidence to buy