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@brookeperrin: "I'm wet and have crabs." That's what sea said.
@KyleMcDowell86: [job interview]
"What's your biggest weakness?"
"I don't think-"
"I broke into ur house and made love to ur cat last night"
@Robert_Beau: My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD.
@Underchilde: I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru.
@Heronhell: I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*
@thejayroyal: Damn girl, can I get all up in that? I'm sorry, where are my manners. MAY I get all up in that?