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@UncleDuke1969: I'm white, but...

Nope. Can't do one of those today.

Look, I'm at a B&B on Cape Cod right now.

I'm a fanny pack away from translucent.

I’m white, but…

Nope. Can’t do one of those today.

Look, I’m at a B&B on Cape Cod right now.

I’m a fanny pack away from translucent.

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