@TravLeBlanc: I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die.
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@AndrewNadeau0: HER: I think we should see other people. ME: *Looks around scared* Can…can you not see any of them?
@Sickayduh: [hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*
@Papa_Mex: On the way in a fox ran across the road ahead of me...I slowed down pretty quick cuz i knew a bunch of English dudes on horses were next...
@lazerdoov: Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold