@TravLeBlanc: I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die.
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@clarkekant: Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?
@_davidlucas_: Don't forget to contemplate the meaning of life while standing in the cycle lane with your car door wide open today.