@Rachelnoise: I'm worried that I'm gonna get a super judgey coroner.
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@nattylumpo88: Mix it up a little. Text a random phone number the following msg: "The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?"
@BuckyIsotope: [on game show] Choose a door for a goat or a new car "I'll take door #2" You've won the car! *sees it's a Kia* "Can I have the goat instead"
@heatherlou_: I'm not flirting with you. I'm just nice. Get over yourself. Except you. You get under me.