@Rachelnoise: I'm worried that I'm gonna get a super judgey coroner.
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@CruisinSoozan: Free cake in the break room and these people turn into cheetahs on a gazelle. I think Pam from Accounting died. She wasn’t strong enough.
@Thedudish: My neighbor's dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him.
@Snarfernini: Brain: HEY 2am let's think about Greg Me: Ok Brain: He saw you scratching your nose today & thinks you picked it Me: Wa...what? Brain: Owned