@Rachelnoise: I'm worried that I'm gonna get a super judgey coroner.
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@ChipKellysBalls: House is a mess ... Walked in the other day and there were 2 people on the couch blindfolded and filming a Fabreeze commercial
@FeverFlave: *waking up to dog kisses* Good morning...such a good boy...yes I love you too...you raided the garbage again didn't you...
@jonnysun: to cause mass hysteria at a wedding, slowley turn the volum down when the "shout" song says "a litle bit louder now, a litle bit louder now"