@WeissBrandon: I'm "yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood" years old
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@robin_991: Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a good chat. Unrelated, there are 1273 Cheerios left in this box.
@curlycomedy: Someone accused me of spending too much time on the Internet. I don't know what to say. I am so full of emoticons right now.
@silent_musings: My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.