@WeissBrandon: I'm "yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood" years old
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@bridger_w: Does anyone want a free microwave? Contact me. We can talk about how we both want a free microwave
@KKAlThani: Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up.
@InsouciantMan: Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?