@FormerChild: Imagine a guy named Kyle walking into Starbucks. You're a racist.
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@Andee_Stewart: My teenaged daughter just asked me how to spell U2. Fingers crossed for that athletic scholarship.
@Tmoney68: FYI - They won't let you just pick a kid to take with you from the Lost & Found at Toys R Us. You actually have to be the parent.
@onelongbender: Dave is coming over. "Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE