@FormerChild: Imagine a guy named Kyle walking into Starbucks. You're a racist.
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@mynameisntdave: What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?
@KevinFarzad: Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree.
@pleatedjeans: Let the bodies hit the floor? Ok but first let me put down some plastic this is new carpet I don't want to ruin it my mom will be pissed
@DudeImShawn: Live today like it's your last. Pay your bills and wear a condom just in case it isn't.