@DanMentos: imagine if poop was transparent. I’d completely lose my shit
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@Tinkerbell_: There's no such thing as coincidence? I'm confused. If there is no such thing why did they name it? Coincidence? I think not Xx
@TheMichaelRock: It's difficult to be romantic when your dog always eats the trail of McNuggets leading to the bedroom.
@ch000ch: [does jerk off motion for 2 hours] and that concludes the hearing impaired translation of the presidential debate. all of them. god bless
@MatCro: ME: Michaelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back? GF: Yep M: [2 hours later] How did he reach the bit between his shoulders?