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@shesananteater: Imagine me naked.
@UncleBob56: You had me at "Bathes regularly".
@CopBroughtPizza: [galileo's wife walks in]
*quickly pointing the telescope from the neighbor's window to the sky*
i was just studying the... phases of venus.
@BuckyIsotope: Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this.
@Breadery: Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink.
Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP.
Brain: Can you actually hear me?
@HouseWithDoors: *playing poker*
*my opponent smirks*
"All in." he says.
*pair of aces*
*throws down a pair of Olsen twins*