@Reverend_Scott: Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln.
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@TheMichaelRock: Being a parent to a teenager is basically like being an unpaid, under appreciated Uber driver.
@badbanana: Donald Trump says he'll open up secret 9/11 files. Miley Cyrus says she'll flee the country if Trump is elected. Connect the dots, people.
@mikejanson2: 5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*