@werehedgehog: In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair.
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@daplusk: Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires.
@bossy_bootz: Me : It's over & nothing you say will make me change my mind Him : 'I just ordered a large thin crust' Me : Be there in 10 min
@themorris23: And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no "non creepy" way to ask where the Vaseline is.