@GrandadJFreeman: In 1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood ... In 2012: he died of hunger.
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@BobTheSuit: The self-checkout screen says "Finish and pay." I feel like I'm with an irritable hooker.
@BitchyJasmine: Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.