@GrandadJFreeman: In 1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood ... In 2012: he died of hunger.
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@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.
@GabbbarSingh: All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)
@pattonoswalt: Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?
@ImLeslieChow: "I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."