@VodkaThursday: In 5 yrs I will be drinking from a crystal decanter discussing affairs & murders in my upper middle class community. Also, I will have a hat
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@batkaren: Coworker: It'll either work or it won't. Me: Yes. Those would be the two possible outcomes.
@Wine_Charmer: PSA: Flip flops are the safest shoes to wear. They tell potential predators that you have nothing to lose.