@WesTheFatKid: In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king.
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@sucittaM: Tell the guy at the first drive-thru window that you want the guy at the second window to throw your food into the car without you stopping.
@GerryDuggan: Stay through the end of Hansel & Gretel to see Nick Fury kick Jeremy Renner out of The Avengers.
@KKBowls: [at my house after 1st date] me: so, do you wanna have some sex? her: well, I don't normally do this...but I think I'll pass
@TheBeerGuy73: I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home.