@aneesa_p: In Canada, we don't count by Mississippi's, we count by Saskatchewan's.
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@Book_Krazy: I call bullshit on vampires that look all sexy and shit when they can't even see their reflection
@flashember: WIFE: This is dumb. DAUGHTER: This is so stupid. ME: This is getting out of hand! THIS: [leaping out of my palm] I HATE YOU GUYS I'M LEAVING
@TheRobCee: #1 complaint of armored car drivers? People they talk to along the way ending the conversation with "...and you can take THAT to the bank!"