@aneesa_p: In Canada, we don't count by Mississippi's, we count by Saskatchewan's.
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@Brampersandon_: DATE: gonna grab my jacket and brb. you look great by the way ME (whispering to my suit made of chameleons): hell yeah keep it up you guys
@kennyflorian: Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.
@SmithWit: He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.
@thagr8short1: I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.