@mansizedthumbs: In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside.
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@InternetHippo: OBAMA IS COMING FOR YOUR GUNS!! ME: OMG *clutches guns* [7 years later] ME (frustratedly checking my watch): This guy is taking forever
@Hobo_Splendido: Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4.