@mansizedthumbs: In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside.
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@RobertPunchur: I spent a good portion of today sitting in a Snuggie watching Cops. Eventually, they told me to go home and put on pants.
@timdonakowski: Been married six months and I can't even remember the last time I felt lucky on Google.
@JimmerThatisAll: I've been getting fewer and fewer new followers but I'll be damned if I'm going to tweet something good just because some people have taste.