@mansizedthumbs: In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside.
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@SteveKoehler22: When our kids were teenagers we moved; hoping it would help with family strife. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us.
@jus4golf: How many of you have awakened with your spouse holding your hand only to find they are putting your thumb on your iPhone trying to break in?
@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit
@samalmightysam: Maybe Hitler became evil because he was mad that after so many years of lifting his hand nobody high fived him.