@Rlpihl: in college, i was the third-wheel so many times they called me The Tricycle
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@moose_chocolate: I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner.
@LilFlaOrange30: That moment when you're driving and tweeting and you look up and notice you're in the Atlantic Ocean.
@Jandalize: There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove.