@Rlpihl: in college, i was the third-wheel so many times they called me The Tricycle
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@JesKeepSwimming: I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
@daemonic3: [1st date] HER: My favorite movie is Zoolander, how bout u? ME: OMG SAME HER: What part's ur fave? ME: Um [sweating] when he lands a zoo
@SomeChrisTweets: Foal me once, I have a baby horse. Foal me twice, no one needs this many baby horses. Foal me thrice, please stop. I have no room for them.