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@OhNoSheTwitnt: [in court]
Judge: You're the prosecutor?
Prosecutor: Yes.
Judge: So then who is this?
Me: (flips hair) I'm the prosecutest.

[in court]
Judge: You’re the prosecutor?
Prosecutor: Yes.
Judge: So then who is this?
Me: (flips hair) I’m the prosecutest.

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