@TommyKarate: In extremely rare cases women have been known to sleep with me.
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@ThisOneSayz: Me to Hitman: in the bedroom. He is big. Hitman*pulls gun & enters* where is he? Me: on the wall! Hitman: that's a spider Me: kill it!
@novicefather: [interview] "I'm not sure your experience is sufficient for this position." me: Trump is president "Touché, you're hired"
@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.