@Vodkantots: In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants.
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@Dishasatra: Me- my boyfriend never messages goodnight before sleeping 😞 My friend- maybe because you don't have one?
@smint: Wearing 'EarPods' is my favorite way of making the rest of the world believe my verbal outbursts are part of a heated phone conversation.
@Sickayduh: DAD: What happened to your car? SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now