@Vodkantots: In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants.
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@tvandjam: Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes
@topaz_kell: To the person who honked to get me out of my parking space faster, thank you for inspiring me to delete 3000 emails right here, right now.
@AdamOfEarth: [Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire... Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS
@feelmesucka: Unless you and your family were attacked by Bigfoot, then no, I don't want to see your camping pictures.