@Vodkantots: In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants.
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@carlyken: Look Disney all I'm saying is that if my stepdaughter brought a bunch of birds and mice into my mansion I'd make her clean up that shit too.
@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.
@TheHyyyype: TEACHER: That's the third time this week - please explain your tardiness ME: Well, it basically means that I've been late
@jjhartinger: War & Peace wasn't written to be downloaded on your iPad, Carol. Tolstoy wrote it for you to carry around and impress people with.