@murderbytweets: In Hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man.
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@Donna_McCoy: Got a booty text from my ex-husband so I did the logical thing and forwarded it to his new girlfriend.
@gruffybeard: Her: Why is every chocolate in the box half eaten? [Flashback to me biting every piece to find one I like] Me: We have a rat problem.