@murderbytweets: In Hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man.
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@TheAlexNevil: Him: What's that, Boy? Timmy fell down the well? Lassie: Well I said "reservoir," but if you need it dumbed down for you, sure.
@mimicz: Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way.
@horselythighs: Elijah Wood and Toby Mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic
@Cheeseboy22: I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. This kid working at Baskin Robbins is pretty scared. Now he's crying in the corner.