@canadasandra: in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone
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@paulablu22: Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster.
@KevinBuffalo: The best place to get pumpkins cheap is driving around the neighborhood at 4AM. Got 5 nice ones this morning.