@canadasandra: in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone
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@rolldiggity: New Parent Idea: 1. Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest. 2. Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when he's 10.
@KalvinMacleod: [driving test] INSTRUCTOR: Any initial concerns? ME: Volcanoes I: About the test? M: No I: Ok then let's go M: *drives into active volcano*
@Jandalize: I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it.