@bombsydoll: in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'
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@Supafunkadunka: Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on.
@TwoSapphiresBlu: My kids are teenagers, and I've found the same thing fixes their bad moods as when they were toddlers: a snack and a nap.
@mishakey: 4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree.
@KyleMcDowell86: told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco