@bombsydoll: in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'
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@TheToddWilliams: I wear a ski mask wherever I go but only rob ski resorts. It's quite ingenious really. Let me explain...
@nPhelendriqal: I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house.
@Contwixt: I barely flinch for gunshots or fireworks but I jump a foot in the air in frozen terror if your land-line phone goes off.