@KissabiX: [at a farm] Dairy cow: Oooh that tickles Sheep: Look I got a new "hairdo" Chicken: Cool I didn't want to know any of my children anyway

@Herbs1996: Hate when older people say "you're too young to be tired" alright Margret you're too old to be alive but here we are

@SamuelHLowe: - Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could?

@_Water_Baby: A jerk is like a bad movie. You know within 5 minutes.

@Jandalize: Outside, contemplating life, love, and happiness and if I should tell the neighbor that his kid has been stuck in a tree for three hours.