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@ibid78: [in hospital]
-dude what happened?
"I got hit by a bu-
[a bus taps on the window, does neck slice motion]
-I mean I fell down the stairs"

[in hospital]
-dude what happened?
“I got hit by a bu-
[a bus taps on the window, does neck slice motion]
-I mean I fell down the stairs”

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