@Manda_like_wine: In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread.
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@envydatropic: I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me
@AristotlesNZ: My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous.
@StinkyGr33n: [Speed dating] Me: "Toilet paper, over or under?" Her: "Und.." Me: *flips table* NEXT!!!!!