@briangaar: In my opinion Scotland should be independent, otherwise Mel Gibson died for nothing
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@vanderwangwe: Her: I want to have your babies. Me: You'll have to wait until they get off from school.
@lloydrang: Parents who say they love their children unconditionally have obviously never had a kid choose tuba as their band instrument.
@bourgeoisalien: On the one hand, I want to exercise and take care of myself. On the other hand, it's just more years of living on a planet full of morons.
@moooooog35: The sun isn't even up yet but this seems like a good time to start yelling at the top of my lungs trying to find a girlfriend. - birds