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@Lisabug74: In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering.

In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose.  I’m always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering.

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