@Lisabug74: In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering.
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@audipenny: Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now
@TheAlexNevil: We've all got that one family member who's an embarrassment and this restraining order suggests my family's settled on me.