@heartlessX0: In order to catch a cab, one must think like a cab first.
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@juliussharpe: People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
@histwaddle: People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids.
@bondgirl_79: Sorry I called animal control about your children but I really think those tranquilizer darts did the trick.