@Bownuggets: In order to catch herpes, u have to think like a herpes
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@cuntyfruitbats: Here Here Here Here Here Here Here -1 sided text conversation between me and my 18yo daughter because all I do is pick her up from places.
@jakob_huber: One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom.
@HomeProbably: My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk.