@edfoxcomedy: In space, no one can hear your spouse chew.
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@Bownuggets: DATING TIP: Be a gentleman. Hold her door. Hold her hand. Hold her purse. Hold her for ransom. Demand a chopper. Fly away. Start a new life.
@pauleggleston: My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire. But she's digging in her heels.
@Vodkantots: My psychologist and psychiatrist don't agree on my diagnosis so yes, I get what it's like to have people fighting over me.