@ericsshadow: In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over.
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@iamdevloper: "If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened". This was a choice made.
@chinchillasaur: [graduation speech] all of our parents had sex during the same year and i think that's really great
@OhNoSheTwitnt: No thanks, babies. If I'm going to let something inside of my body that's going to destroy my figure, it'll be cheese, bread and booze.
@daemonic3: "Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight." -- The Swiss Army