@ChaseMit: In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves.
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@retardedwriter: Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor
@AimeeHelene1: *thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war.
@bourgeoisalien: We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us