@ChaseMit: In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves.
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@amselts: *cleans house while wife's out* W: *walks in* wow babe, thanks so- M: APRIL FOOL'S *runs around making huge mess til it's worse than before*
@maurex23: "I like Trump because he isn't a politician." Right, because whenever my toilet breaks I call my electrician.
@kpcuk: There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)
@shutupmikeginn: Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog