@JordanFoisy: In the future the only two jobs left are Uber driver and escape room planner.
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@ChicorelliStar: Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them.
@Cheeseboy22: After taking a bunch of 7-year-olds on a field trip to the Natural History Museum, I realized their favorite exhibit was "Elevator Buttons."
@SufficientCharm: GOD: Let's give her ALL the awesome. "But what if it's TOO much awesome?" GOD: Then we'll divide it evenly between multiple personalities.