@RickAaron: In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.
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@andylassner: At least once a day I say "nice to meet you" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved.
@jonnysun: ur honor, i call GOD as my witness *jury gasps* *nothimg happens* *slowley, a man w/ beard rises from the stands* damit no Gary sit down
@Carbosly: That moment when you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy you think "Meh, whatever. I had a good run."
@GaryJanetti: Next season on Game of Thrones they're actually going to come to your house and start killing the people watching.