@RickAaron: In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.
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@newstart43: I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
@huntigula: Me: If Obi-Wan's clothes remained after Vader killed him, then why wasn't ghost Obi-Wan naked? My date: [to waiter] Check, please.