@RickAaron: In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.
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@TheToddWilliams: Young MacDonald had a farm, Heavy GMO. The corn's pest-free but side effects, Are more or less unknown.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Gonna teach a bunch of old white guys the word "bae" so teens stop thinking it's cool and it goes away forever.
@SonOfCha: Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella.
@MableGertrude: I wonder if the earth ever looks at the 2016 election and thinks about hurling itself into the sun.