@AsgardianRose: In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said "You're the Obi Wan for me" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience.
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@perfect_messs: All the women in the office were cooing over pictures of my co-worker’s new baby, but when I try to show them the 27 pictures of my new baby, no one was very impressed. “But its a coffee maker AND an espresso maker all in one,” I sob as a sulk dejectedly back to my desk.
@Chumpstring: doctor: your system is full of drugs patient: you should see the other guy doctor: what other guy patient: you can’t see him