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@Contwixt: In truth, spiders are harmless*

*Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs.

In truth, spiders are harmless* 

*Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs.

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