@Faceyspace: Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever.
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@truegritrumble: "How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?" -Cats
@fro_vo: Superman: I have super strength Flash: I have super speed Aquaman: I control sea creatures Green Arrow: I tell cars when to turn left
@LoriLuvsShoes: My husband says I talk in my sleep but I don't believe him because nobody at work has ever mentioned it.