@Faceyspace: Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever.
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@MissNaughty1801: 7y: mummy, how long have you been married to daddy? Me: 7 years 7y: how long have you got left?
@SteveSuckington: [first date] "You're not into anything weird right?" -not at all *gestures to my ferret army to fall back*
@419BillE: Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick