@TheTweetOfGod: Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA.
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@donni: Stop saying "There's plenty of fish in the sea." I'm sick of fish seducing all our human women!
@iLikeCatShirts: You'd be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!
@_AlanGarner_: My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like "It wasn't that hard."
@mrtruthandsoul: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's crash headfirst into this guy going 80 mph's windshield.