@theyearofelan: Instagram is down! I'm freaking out! What are you people eating? How are your pets? What the hell is happening???
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@locustbones: kissing is all fun and games until a boy inhales your skeleton through your mouth & uses it to build a house for some other girl
@julie2288: Toddlers are the only life form that can exist entirely on their own snot, one goldfish cracker, and half a chicken nugget a day.