@WriterLifeCo: Instagram now has video! I'm going to film the hell out of this salad!
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@sixthformpoet: The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter.
@Reverend_Scott: The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone.
@RidiculousSheri: I get it, you have a philosophy degree, but I just want you to make my latte, not wax poetic about life, okay Baristotle? Extra foam please.