@WriterLifeCo: Instagram now has video! I'm going to film the hell out of this salad!
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@hippieswordfish: ME: *falls down the stairs* help buddy im hurt bad call 911 ROBE-BOT: another robe sir?
@P0tterhead_394: My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her.
@Kyle_Lippert: "Hey. You sleeping? No? Whatcha thinkin about? Hey. Did you hear me? Hey. Hey. Ok. You're boring. I'm leaving... Jk I'm back. Hey" - Birds
@Fickle_Filly: People who use the phrase "Correct me if I'm wrong..." clearly don't know me very well.