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@BoomBoomBetty: Installing a new drainage system, so right now there’s an open trench surrounding our house.
But I am absolutely no longer allowed to call it a moat and my order for crocodiles to fill it has been cancelled.

Installing a new drainage system, so right now there’s an open trench surrounding our house. 
But I am absolutely no longer allowed to call it a moat and my order for crocodiles to fill it has been cancelled.

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