@TheTweetOfGod: Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you.
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@JamieGreenlees: My GF left me because she said I lied about stupid things. I was so upset I ate a car park :(
@QwertyJones3: [Trying to impress a cute girl with glasses] HER: So what kind of car do you drive? ME: A bookmobile.