@LisaMcAlister1: Instead of saying, "YOLO", try saying, "Carpe Diem". You won't sound like a douche andddd, you won't sound like a douche.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ErrenMichaels: Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away for a while.
@NewDadNotes: [pushing my son in his stroller] Stranger: awww aren’t you adorable! how old are you? Me: 35 Stranger: I was talking to him Me: He doesn’t know how old I am.
@tigersgoroooar: if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase "damn they gotta get him the ball." everyone will agree