@Eric_Bader: Insulting me gets you nowhere. Plus, it makes you look fat.
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@briancthayer: [house hunting] Friend: *hurls spear into vinyl siding* GOT ONE! Me: *hacking at brick siding w/ sword* GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!