@RexHuppke: Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war.
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@robdelaney: How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
@FormerGrunt: My ex was an absolute treasure. By treasure, I mean you will need a map and a shovel to find her.