@JohnnyCrash5: [Interrupts the wedding vows] it's open bar right?
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@Marcmywords2: That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again.
@Crunch11b: Calm down white moms on dish detergent commercials, no wife is EVER that excited about dishes. Ever.
@chuuew: [BOOK CLUB] ME: So last weeks assignment was Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. What did everyone think? STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: